YASSAS YA
BLOODY MALAKA.
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WELCOME TO
A NOTE FROM KOSTA
Éla re.
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This isn’t no bloody mobile fone Instabook prety prety hashtag bisiness. My sandwhiches are the best. And the best means bread, meet, flavour, in a box, with your hands - taste better that way. No prety pink flowers and vedggie bowl bullshit.
Is simple: you like, you buy. You no like, you no buy. Go to bloody Subway for your white bred Italian sub blah blah, ya bloody Malaka.
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You want VIP, you come to Kosta’s. We do special price for you.
Tell your missus - we do special for her to.
Cya at the window, mate.
Kosta
PHILOSOPHY //
PHILO-SO-PHEE
Ancient Greek philosophy states that true happiness can be found in life’s simplest pleasures: a Mediterranean sunset, a bowl of fresh tzatziki, an espresso and a cigarette first thing in the morning. Or maybe that’s just what Uncle Con always said…
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There are no sunsets on the menu at Kosta’s but Con had one thing right: happiness is simple.
And at Kosta’s, simple is a good bloody sandwich.
KOSTA'S
PROMISE
CLASSIC, NOT BASIC//
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You won’t find Vegemite sandwiches here mate. We’re all about fresh ingredients and real flavour with a VIP Kosta’s twist.
QUICK & CONVENIENT//
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We’re all about keeping things easy, quick and convenient - so you can be gone and back before your missus gets out of the shower.
VIP SERVICE//
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Quick and convenient doesn’t mean we compromise on quality. At Kosta’s, our sandwiches and services are always bloody beauuuutiful.
SIMPLY THE BEST//
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Trust us, we’d know.